Song Parodies -> Haven't Made You Wet
"Haven't Met You Yet" Based on the performance by Michael Buble
"Haven't Made You Wet" Parody by Lon A problem I, personally, never have of course (lol)
You make me rise, with hard-ons that last
I've gotten a wood so many times, I stopped keeping track Tried to stick in, it didn't work out I thought you'd be moist, then I let myself down I want so very much not to lube it But now I'm running out of excuses I need a new penetration possibility And I know someday that I will turn you out I will insert, but now at first I'll eat you out And I promise you, kid, that we'll bang every chance that we get I just haven't made you wet I might masturbate to get myself up I guess a good licking will give us better luck And when I get in, I'll bet that you're tight You'll cum vaginally for once in your life And I know that I can be so amazing And, baby, your twat is gonna thank me 'Cause now I have penetration possibility And someday I know that I will turn you out I will insert, but now at first I'll eat you out And I promise you, kid, we'll bang every chance that we get I just haven't made you wet I was once scared Of your front door Now I don't need to pry it It's moistened up, and I'll get inside it And I know that I can be so amazing And being in your twat is gonna change me And now I have a new penetration possibility And someday I know I will turn you out So at first I'll eat you out Promise to bang, ev'ry chance that we get That we get, that we get, than we get Oh, you know I will turn you out And I will insert 'cause now at first I'll eat you out And I promise you kid we'll bang ev'ry chance that we get Yeah, I just haven't made you wet I just haven't made you wet Oh, promise you, kid To bang ev'ry chance that we get get And you'll cum, cum, cum, cum Cum, cum, cum, cum (I just haven't made you wet) Cum, cum, cum, cum Cum, cum I just haven't made you wet Your Vote Counts
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{1} inner tube race {2} life jacket race {3} water bottle fill race safety and protection during our water bottle race water goggles waterproof jackets front = mu logo back = misericordia swim team names and maybe me and craig can take our waterproof jackets and goggles home with us
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