Song Parodies -> Eat'n You
"Freek'n You" Based on the performance by Jodeci
"Eat'n You" Parody by Eric Kayto Harper Jr.
I Wanna Eat You [repeat X8]

every Time I Eat Cheese Frie
i Wake Up Feelin' So Hungry
cant Digest You Always On Time
dressin' You With Some Blue Cheese
i Would Cook Anything
can I Borrow Your Frying Pan Please
i Wont Cook A Ham Not Just By Itself
pinapples Is All It Needs

[bridge:

tonight, I Need My Flour
tonight, I Got My Thyme
tonight I Won't Be Starvin'
tonight, I Got My Meal
my Appetite, All I Wanna Do Is Feed You

[chorus:]

what Can I Bake
there's So Much Food
pass The Ketchup
i Think About Eating You
wheres My Milk Shake
my Moutain Dew
bout To Throw Up
i Think I Ate Too Much Food

oooh, I Could Go Fry Some Eggs
but I Can't Bake Without The Yeast
i Can Even Bake With A Cold Ass Oven
but It Wouldn't Last 'cause I Be Grubin'
turn Oven Up To 330
i Turned The Hamburgers Over Too
and At Midnight I Wont Eat Fries
i'll Only Dream Of Eatin You

tonight, I Need My Flour
tonight, I Got My Thyme
tonight I Won't Be Starvin'
tonight, I Got My Meal

what Can I Bake
trere's So Much Food
pass The Ketchup
i Think About Eatin' You
wheres My Milkshake
my Mountain Dew
bout To Throw Up
i Think I Ate Too Much Food

eat Out
order The Quarter Pound
the Burger's King
eat Out
order The Quarter Pound
eat Out And Order The Quarter Pound

every Take Out Night And Every Take Out Day
i Wanna Eat A Bag Of Chips Made By Freedo-lay
every Take Out Day, Every Take Out Night
i Wanna Eat Cheese Curls Your Bags Always Sealed Air Tight

every Take Out Night And Every Take Out Day
i Wanna Eat A Bag Of Chips Made By Freedo-lay
every Take Out Day, Every Take Out Night
i Wanna Eat Cheese Curls Your Bags Always Sealed Air Tight

what Can I Bake
there's So Much Food
pass The Ketchup
i Think About Eating You
wheres My Milk Shake
my Moutain Dew
bout To Throw Up
i Think I Ate Too Much Food

what Can I Bake
there's So Much Food
pass The Ketchup
i Think About Eating You
wheres My Milk Shake
my Moutain Dew
bout To Throw Up
i Think I Ate Too Much Food

i Think I Ate Too Much Food
i Wanna Eat You [repeat Until Fade]
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