He wants her...)
(He wants her orally...)
(He wants her...)
(He wants her orally...)
(He wants her...)
(He wants her orally...)
(He wants her...)
(He wants her orally...)

Now look at that homo: that's not how you do it!
Daniel Barron misuses his weenie.
That fag's jerkin': that's not how you do it!
Barron likes young bunnies, but he's a sissy.

Naw, that ain't porkin'; that's not how you do it!
Might as well sit down on your thumb;
Dan just wants to stick her mouth with his limp thingy;
Barron's got his head up his own bum!

Even a preteen's little love muffin,
He couldn't use the normal way-ay-ay!
He could've used a dirty old faggot;
He could've just spanked his own monkey...

That Daniel Barron with his pedophilic tree jump,
That bugger's now off the air!
That gray ol' bugger's got a CBS gig;
That gray ol' bugger wants a kid's head down there!

Can't put it in her Easy-Bake Oven;
Got to stick it right in her fa-a-ace!
He could've used a smooth wet vibrator;
He could've used a rolled magazine...

(Ooga booga!)

It's in her mouth that he wants to stuff it;
Couldn't do her the other way-ay-ay!
Could use a Hoover; if he's not straighter,
He could've used a midget drag queen...

(Kick his butt! Kick his butt!)

He could've learned to string his guitar;
He could've learned to bang his gong;
Look at his chat room: that copper
Stuck it to the camera man! (Booyeah!)

He got caught there. What's that? Who was he noisin'?
He thought he'd bang orally on a movie screen!
Aw, that's fag jerkin'! That's not how you do it!
Money shots are for buggers, not a girl preteen.

Dan's in for one heck of a gob-stuffin';
Where he's goin', there's sodomy-y-y!
They gonna screw up his salivator;
They gonna stick him where he's stinky...

(Ouuuch!)

(Listen up!)

Naw, that ain't porkin'; that's not how you do it,
Even if she's a gal of twenty-three.
She ain't suckin'; that's not how you do it!
Salad you're tossin' for indecency!

Salad you're tossin'... indecency!
It's their salad you're tossin' for indecency!
It's their salad you're tossin' for indecency!
It's their salad you're tossin'... indecency!
(Salad you're tossin'!)
Salad you're tossin'... indecency!
It's their salad you're tossin' for indecency!
It's their salad you're tossin' for indecency!
It's their salad you're tossin' for indecency!
(What's that?) (Kick his butt! Kick his butt!)
It's their salad you're tossin' for indecency!
(He wants her... He wants her... He wants her orally...)
It's their salad you're tossin' for indecency!
(He wants her... He wants her... He wants her orally...)
It's their salad you're tossin' for indecency!
(He wants her... He wants her... He wants her orally...)
[Etc.]