Song Parodies -> Bad Lay
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Where's the Viagra when you needed it most?
You finished a porno, and your boner was lost She knows your erection went away She's wondering if you might be gay Or is she simply just too fat? You're praying to God that it somehow will grow You're thinking the blood isn't able to flow You're willing to try a good cock ring It couldn't be more embarassing And now she blames it on herself 'Cause you had a bad lay, your pecker went down You beat on your schlong just to turn it around It simply won't grow, you do not know why You wait for a while, then she tries to re-ride You had a bad lay, your woody has died It's falling back down as you poke her behind You had a bad lay You had a bad lay Well you need a good head shrink to say The problems you have can go away And soon you will be bangin' on You had a bad lay, your pecker went down You beat on your schlong just to turn it around It simply won't grow, you do not know why You wait for a while, then she tries to re-ride You had a bad lay, your woody has died It's falling back down as you poke her behind You had a bad lay Mmm, on a hot, hot date Sometimes you've had way too much to drink And then it messes with your prick You might not sober up to see that You only had a whiskey dick And you're not sick So where's the Viagra when you need it the most? Oh you and I You finished a porno, and your boner was lost 'Cause you had a bad day, your pecker went down You beat on your schlong just to turn it around It simply won't grow, you do not know why You wait for a while, then she tries to re-ride You had a bad lay, your woody has died And it happens to men all the time You had a bad lay You had a bad lay Had a bad lay Had a bad lay Had a bad lay Your Vote Counts
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