Then after I met this bird
she kept telling me all the time
I don't like Bon Jovi
then I don't like Beck
are you over 27
there you'll go like Eddie Vedder and all this days of time
on my frickin' lawn

So sexy, so sexy that she can wait just like me
so sexy, so sexy that I need to behold me
so sexy, so sexy I need to see her in 1746
afterwards after this, I see her now

And so what's the matter
I had fell over
over that fricking Bon Jovi
writing all this time
Oh I like to skin her
like Van Halen
oh I know this trivia

So sexy, so sexy, so sexy, I need some Geordie on my lap
so sexy, so sexy that I can't play my Bon Jovi
so sexy, so sexy in these hard times of Ice Cream
are I bonkers to see this how

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I BLOODY know
So sexy, in these high lines over her
so sexy I even hide in my backyard
So sexy, so sexy this I can't deny
oh I glow so high then I can high now